I rarely go outside, so I guess shoe wear isn’t much of a priority for me.
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Panel 1 -
Errol: Zoe, people at work say I wear dad shoes.
Zoe: Because you do. But it's okay, you're a dad.
Panel 2 -
Errol: Why are they dad shoes?
Zoe: Because no one under forty wears those shoes.
Panel 3 -
Errol: What do the young people wear then?
Zoe: Sneakers.
Panel 4 -
Errol: The young folk do seem morbidly obsessed with sneakers. Should I get some?
Zoe: No, because you're a dad.
Errol: Zoe, people at work say I wear dad shoes.
Zoe: Because you do. But it's okay, you're a dad.
Panel 2 -
Errol: Why are they dad shoes?
Zoe: Because no one under forty wears those shoes.
Panel 3 -
Errol: What do the young people wear then?
Zoe: Sneakers.
Panel 4 -
Errol: The young folk do seem morbidly obsessed with sneakers. Should I get some?
Zoe: No, because you're a dad.
It’s like you were asking to be trolled.