Of course, I joke. If you want to see the surprise my wife had, I posted it on Facebook (you should be able to see it without an account.)
It did take me completely by surprise. I wasn’t really expecting anything. I was quite happy that she made me bacon for breakfast! ^_^ My wife is amazing!
Keren: Morning and happy birthday!
Errol: Morning, gorgeous! I love you!
Panel 2 -
Keren: Take my hand.
Errol: Ooooh. I'm liking this!
Panel 3 -
Keren: Come with me.
Errol: I'm liking where this is going!
Panel 4 -
Keren: Let me take you outside.
Errol: This is known as false advertising!!