Although, my rage towards telephone companies is more than my ire for printers.

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Panel 1 -
Keren: Zoe needs a printer.
Errol: You know those people who call you telling you there's a virus on your computer? They invented the printer.

Panel 2 -
Keren: I went online and found one.
Errol: You know that guy who cuts you off on the road and then gives you the finger? He invented the printer.

Panel 3 -
Keren: Luckily, there's one in stock and I can pick it up now.
Errol: You know the person who made those diarrhea gummi bears? They invented the printer.

Panel 4 -
Keren: You know the guy who writes "My Neighbor Errol"? He invented the printer.
Errol: He's probably their apprentice.


  1. As The Oatmeal said, printers were sent from Hell.

    That said, I literally — lit-er-all-y — have no idea how you managed to function without one.

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