MNE_20150721_187You know, I’ve been married too long. I don’t exist well by myself in a house. If I needed to survive in the wilderness, I would only last as long as the batteries on my phone died out…

I mean, I guess I would be able to call for help and such. But think apocalypse scenario! Of course, if that were the case, then there’d be no wifi or signal for the phone…

So I guess I’d die sooner.

 


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