This is the first time I got a spammy call about tutoring on the phone. I don’t even know why I answered the call as opposed to letting it go to call screening. I’m glad I did though! New telemarketing friends!
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Panel 1 (Errol is on the phone) -
Errol: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello. If you want your child to improve their marks in math or sciences, we have a special on tutoring.
Panel 2 -
Errol: Tutoring telemarketers? This is a first.
Telemarketer: Yes, we offer premium services —
Errol: My eldest's already working and my youngest is really smart.
Panel 3 -
Telemarketer: Yes, but —
Errol: In fact, my youngest has a 98% in math.
Telemarketer: These marks can slowly slide down —
Errol: You obviously don't know my daughter. She cries when she gets below 90%.
Panel 4 -
Telemarketer: Well, okay...
Errol: Do you want to know her other marks?
Telemarketer: Thank you, bye bye.
Errol: Wait! Don't go! I can brag more about her!
Errol: Hello!? Are you there?
Errol: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello. If you want your child to improve their marks in math or sciences, we have a special on tutoring.
Panel 2 -
Errol: Tutoring telemarketers? This is a first.
Telemarketer: Yes, we offer premium services —
Errol: My eldest's already working and my youngest is really smart.
Panel 3 -
Telemarketer: Yes, but —
Errol: In fact, my youngest has a 98% in math.
Telemarketer: These marks can slowly slide down —
Errol: You obviously don't know my daughter. She cries when she gets below 90%.
Panel 4 -
Telemarketer: Well, okay...
Errol: Do you want to know her other marks?
Telemarketer: Thank you, bye bye.
Errol: Wait! Don't go! I can brag more about her!
Errol: Hello!? Are you there?