Season: 2016

Comic #506 – “Requests”

I practiced last night. My fingers hurt.

Furthermore, the song is so high. And because it’s for a wedding, I can’t be goofy Errol. And my pants will be too tight too, I just know it.

Everybody always talks about swiping other people’s Tinders, so I wanted to give it a go.

It wasn’t fun and turned me off dating.

And I didn’t even want to date to begin with.

We’re going to check out Escape Maze in Peterborough! I’ve heard great things about them!

All of this, completely made up! Except I was out late and didn’t see the children. I wonder if they said funny things.