I do feel sorry for the animals, because they have them out all the time and they play with them. I don’t. I’m barely home at times. There are too many animals in our house.

You should see what Zoe got her for her birthday. Oh wait, you will…

Watermelon also makes me pee all the time too.

Not really represented in this comic, how much she’s been asking me to play. You have no idea.