Every time I end a room with a lot of time to spare, I think of all the missed opportunities.

Before every game, we they give us the rules talk on how locks work and what we should and should not do. They always ask if we’ve done rooms before, and we say yes, and then they give us the rules anyway.

This was probably the first time they skipped them. I mean, I don’t blame them, because I don’t trust players either.

We’re driving to an escape room, in case you didn’t know.