1. You goofed. The April Fool joke was — no comic on Saturday. Maybe next year you’ll remember. 🙂

    Re: rice. If you have a rice cooker — even the cat can make rice (once you’ve trained him to push the button). Okay, we’ve only had a cat answer the phone (many years ago at this point). He’d knock the phone off the cradle and you’d hear sniffing and the occasional “meow”. BUT — in theory — rice cooking — it’s possible.

      1. Because of allergies? The stereotype that they are disdainful of mere mortals? Or the fact that they are plotting world domination (fortunately, all those naps slow the process down).

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