Can you even get crop tops for old men? I wonder if there’s a section at Walmart.
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Panel 1 -
Errol: Look! A little Zoe is in a crop top!
Panel 2 -
Errol: I need a crop top for when I get abs.
Zoe: No.
Panel 3 -
Errol: If you get to wear crop tops, why can't I?
Zoe: I'm a teenage girl! You're an old man!
Panel 4 -
Errol: When I get abs, don't you want ot show me off to your friends?!
Zoe: NO! THAT'S DISGUSTING!!
Errol: Look! A little Zoe is in a crop top!
Panel 2 -
Errol: I need a crop top for when I get abs.
Zoe: No.
Panel 3 -
Errol: If you get to wear crop tops, why can't I?
Zoe: I'm a teenage girl! You're an old man!
Panel 4 -
Errol: When I get abs, don't you want ot show me off to your friends?!
Zoe: NO! THAT'S DISGUSTING!!
All you need is a t-shirt and a good pair of scissors. You need a sewing machine if you want the results to look good, but you don’t if you just want to troll your daughter.
I don’t want to cut up my Totoro shirts though. 😀 Need to find some old ones.