And the people who got her all the gifts are not well-off. They put a lot of time and effort into these gifts. That makes us look even worse! 😀
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Panel 1 - Keren comes in bearing birthday gifts.
Errol: Hi, my gorgeous! You're finally ome!
Keren: Hi! You don't need to buy me a purse! Look at all these gifts!
Panel 2 -
Errol: Wow! That is a lot of gifts.
Keren: And I didn't get one purse. I got two!
Panel 3 -
Keren: Did you see all the birthday cards they got signed for me?
Errol: I would have signed Ekko's card, but she wouldn't let me!
Panel 4 -
Zoe: Whoa. Mom got a lot of gifts.
Errol: And cards. People still do cards?
Ekko: Next time, dad, you should try harder than Amazon packaging for wrapping paper.
Errol: Hi, my gorgeous! You're finally ome!
Keren: Hi! You don't need to buy me a purse! Look at all these gifts!
Panel 2 -
Errol: Wow! That is a lot of gifts.
Keren: And I didn't get one purse. I got two!
Panel 3 -
Keren: Did you see all the birthday cards they got signed for me?
Errol: I would have signed Ekko's card, but she wouldn't let me!
Panel 4 -
Zoe: Whoa. Mom got a lot of gifts.
Errol: And cards. People still do cards?
Ekko: Next time, dad, you should try harder than Amazon packaging for wrapping paper.
Errol can’t find a purse. His girls are of no help. How can this be solved?
With a wave of his pen, Errol invents a large off-panel crowd that showers his wife with gifts including two purses..
A number of ancient Greek playwrights are duly impressed.
It wasn’t invented! They just gave her gifts!
“They”? The Greek playwrights? Cool! 😉 😉 😉
Actually, I do believe you but why the secrecy about their identities? Are they secret admirers? Should we be worried about your marriage? (This comic is about to take a really dark turn if the last question is answered “yes”.)