This has been happening in my house for awhile. Something’s got to be done about it!
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Panel 1 -
Manpans: Hey, Errol. How goes the Cryptex Hunt?
Errol: Manpans. I need to hire you.
Panel 2 -
Manpans: Ah! Do you need me to write a story for a secret project?
Errol: Look at this toilet roll.
Panel 3 -
Manpans: What? The toilet roll?
Errol: I need you to solve The Case of the Improperly Inserted Toilet Roll.
Panel 4 -
Manpans: Are you sure you don't want me to solve the Mystery of the Trolled Tenant?
Errol: That's hardly a mystery, Manpans.
Manpans: Hey, Errol. How goes the Cryptex Hunt?
Errol: Manpans. I need to hire you.
Panel 2 -
Manpans: Ah! Do you need me to write a story for a secret project?
Errol: Look at this toilet roll.
Panel 3 -
Manpans: What? The toilet roll?
Errol: I need you to solve The Case of the Improperly Inserted Toilet Roll.
Panel 4 -
Manpans: Are you sure you don't want me to solve the Mystery of the Trolled Tenant?
Errol: That's hardly a mystery, Manpans.
Stop it, Errol. On more than level of meaning.