Periodically, Mom and dad call, but I don’t think they can hear me that well. Or maybe it’s on purpose.
I wasn’t even trying to troll her. And I don’t know why she put me on her speaker phone. I didn’t know I was on speaker phone.
She thinks I only live to troll her. For the most part, yes, but I’m still interested in her life for other reasons.
I admit I have a problem. Many problems in fact. I just never though karaoke would be one of them.