Keren is married to Errol, some wonder if under duress. She is the mother of Ekko and Zoe. She is a nurse and a saint.
You know, it’s surprising there was no shampoo in the bathroom. This house has so many bottles of hair care I have no place to put the soap.
And then, because I’m blind without my glasses, I have to pick up each individual bottle to see if it’s shampoo, or conditioner, or some other weird bottle in the shower.
Once, there used to be a 2in1 bottle, and that was great! But then it disappeared. I don’t know where it went. This could be another mystery!
You know, on twitter it’s not a big deal to me on how many tweets I get. However, now I want to have streaks and high snap scores on this antiquated app. I thought this thing was supposed to be old news!
Although not mentioned here, Zoe made these mini chocolate brownie cakes or something. I’m not too sure what they were, but they were good. I forget that she sometimes bakes.
None of the family is that fond of cheese, and we definitely don’t like Kraft Dinner. I think it’s been a year since Keren had it? I also got her cream of mushroom soup, because none of us like mushrooms either.
My poor wife. I should have made her a grilled cheese sandwich, but I’d probably destroy that (and we don’t really have bread in the house either).
Seriously, the whole point of me being in Snapchat is because of streaks!