I always threaten Leezet to play piano at my daughter’s weddings.
Also, I learned a lot from this instagram chat. It was great!
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Panel 1 [Chatting on instagram] -
Leezet: Zoe! Tell us more about your boyfriend!
Panel 2 -
Leezet: Pictures? Is he nice to you? What is he taking in school? How old is he? How did you meet? Why is he white and plays hockey??? Let's make this clear: I'm not playing piano at your wedding.
Panel 3 -
Zoe: He's nice to me.
He's in Eng.
He's 19.
He lives on my floor.
Leezet: Why did I ask Errol? He's useless.
Panel 4 -
Zoe: He's white because his parents are white and that's how genetics work. I thought you were a doctor.
Leezet: Shut up.
Leezet: Zoe! Tell us more about your boyfriend!
Panel 2 -
Leezet: Pictures? Is he nice to you? What is he taking in school? How old is he? How did you meet? Why is he white and plays hockey??? Let's make this clear: I'm not playing piano at your wedding.
Panel 3 -
Zoe: He's nice to me.
He's in Eng.
He's 19.
He lives on my floor.
Leezet: Why did I ask Errol? He's useless.
Panel 4 -
Zoe: He's white because his parents are white and that's how genetics work. I thought you were a doctor.
Leezet: Shut up.
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How are you threatening Leezet? I have a hard time believing that she would let you blackmail her.
E: If you don’t play piano at my daughter’s weeding, I’m going to tell everyone about the time you [insert detail that most people not named Errol would find blackmail-worthy].
L: *sigh*
Next day on Facebook or X or blog
L: Hey world, I just needed to let you know that I don’t care about [detail] and I don’t care if SHUT UP, YOU LOSER tells you about it either.
He wouldn’t blackmail me. He would just get Zoe to guilt me into it. It would work. Sigh.