I should get those apps where we can locate each other on our mobile phones like we’re spies. 
By the way, my wife was working this whole time, which is why she’s not here with me on our little Zoe hunt.
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Panel 1 -
Errol (looking at phone): Zoe is not home yet and she's not answering my texts.
Panel 2 -
Errol: What does one do? How have I been a parent this long and I don't know the best course of action?
Panel 3 -
Errol: I guess I'll go out and look for her, as futile as that may be.
Panel 4 -
Errol: If this is all a ploy to force me into nature, it's sick, I tell ya! Sick!
Errol (looking at phone): Zoe is not home yet and she's not answering my texts.
Panel 2 -
Errol: What does one do? How have I been a parent this long and I don't know the best course of action?
Panel 3 -
Errol: I guess I'll go out and look for her, as futile as that may be.
Panel 4 -
Errol: If this is all a ploy to force me into nature, it's sick, I tell ya! Sick!
You need to get a Life(360).
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